I don't have anything to roll out tonight so please enjoy the following anecdote about Kiefer Sutherland fighting a Christmas tree. It comes compliments of Defamer.

It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.

"I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."

Kiefer warned staff: "I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?"

A staff member replied: "I'm absolutely sure you can, sir."

The Lost Boys star - famously ditched by Julia Roberts five days before their wedding in 1991 - then hurled himself into the Norwegian Spruce, sending baubles and lights crashing to the ground. Pulling pine needles out of his hair and t-shirt, he said to a hotel employee: "Ooh sorry about that...you're so cool. This f***ing hotel rocks."

I plan on doing the same thing to my tree when I finally get around to taking it down around April Fool's Day. Here's a link to the rest of the story. Can't say I recommend it though. The incident is pretty depressing when put into context.