The masses have spoken.

All 23 of them.

The results are in from last week's poll and a slim majority of voters have determined that my ill-gotten Toys 'R Us gift card should be donated to Doernbecher Children's Hospital. All $10 of it.

So if you really, really wanted to see a Quicktime video of a remote control car on fire, you can blame them and their upstanding good nature. Now dry those teary eyes. There's at least a slim chance that the poor, sick kid who receives it will trade it for a cheap remote control car, set it on fire, film it jumping over something and put the footage on the internet.

It could happen.

Ok, I'm not the sort of blogger that enjoys disapointing readers hungry for flaming remote control car videos. While Google Vcouldn't fill this nitch, it did hook me up with this footage of a dog being attached by a sadistic miniature jeep.

Meh. That video stinks. Try this instead. It's a video of toy robots dancing to that "My Humps" song, compliments of Little Lost Robot.

It is mesmerizing.