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Thursday, January 22, 2004
Mission NOT accomplished
I write this words from inside a spider hole.
It's true, Flog's endless bombardment of cuteness has completely conquered Blog's feedback forms. Currently, thousands of adorable animals have formed an occupying force, currently attempting to reconstruct these forms as they see fit. But he has declared a premature victory.
The efforts of Flog and his allies will be meet with fierce opposition. Blog will strike back at them where it hurts most: right in the belly of their feedback forms. Blog will fight them on Flog's website. Blog will fight them on his allies website. There will be no mercy for those that have mercilessly ravaged Blog with their weapons of mass cuteness.
This war is far from over.
They do not know when the attacks will come. It could be thirty seconds from now. It could be a fortnight (it's a secret. Shhhhh!) But they will come. Blog will not rest until they are the ones sitting in a spider hole eating lukewarm hot dogs.
Victory will be Blog's. It's just a matter of time. In the immortal words of Howard Dean, "WHAHOAHOHAHAYAOOOOO!!"